I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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