do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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