With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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