We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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