Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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