i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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