Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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