Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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