I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
i need some magic done to my vagina
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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