Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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