that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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