If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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