Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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