Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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