im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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