I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize