What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
