We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
