Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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