Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it's like iHOP with fire
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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