oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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