Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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