It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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