found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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