hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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