id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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