He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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