Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I have post one night stand depression
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