I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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