Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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