I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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