people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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