i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.