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(614): View more from Ohio

I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.

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(305): View more from Florida

nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night

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(802): View more from Vermont

Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.

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(305): View more from Florida

so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.

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(519): View more from Ontario

What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.

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