doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
zippers are such a cool invention
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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