You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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