Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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