I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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