Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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