Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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