shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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