He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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