the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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