This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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