are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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