i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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