Sponge bath it is.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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