We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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