I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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