i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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