What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
did i just pee glitter
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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