I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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