I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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