The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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