Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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