apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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