so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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