Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So vagazzling was a success
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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