Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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