I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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